guys always complain,
why are girls so mafan?
what are they thinking about? why think so much? what have i done wrong?
why is she angry? why dont she talk to me?
why why why and it continues.....
i admit girls ( since i'm a girl, so it applies to me too) are a little hard to understand. erm, VERY hard to understand actually -.- see, they love giving hints. small little hints, and they expect the guys to get and understand their hints. girls tend to think that, if the guy understands, means they're really paying attention to them girls, or they really love her. the thing is, guys are only human. they cant get every question right. sometimes, those hints girls give when they're angry, really quite ridiculous , eg:
CASE 1:
story: girl got angry cos..... the guy didnt ajak her out for a movie with his guy friends.
boy: why are you moody?
girl: *sulks* im damn happy lo *cock stare*
boy: what have i done la?
girl: pft, whatever, kthxbye i wanna sleep. *turns in* [ expecting the guy to come sayang her!!]
boy: * oh, maybe she's really sleepy* alright then, good night. :s
girl: *wtf, like that also dont know, i'm his girlfriend leh, go out also never bring me, never regard me as gf also, emo *
cold war, 2 days.
the hell wey. whats there to get angry about? phail!
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CASE 2:
next, girls are just awesome in ... jumping into conclusion. guys can be concluded as, playboy, serious boy, annoying boy, stalker boy, good boy. in just.. a short period of time.
guys that met in clubs: play boy, not serious
guys that ask for relationship : wants sex, annoying
guys that give up asking for relationship : not serious, playboy
guys that cares : annoying, stalker
guys that drives expensive car : play boy, not serious
guys that have pretty girl beside him : one night stand, not serious, play boy.
damn good looking boy: play boy, not serious, one night stand.
WEYYYYY .. girls think too much!
there are good guys out there ok...!
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CASE 3:
females, the more you give in,the more they take control. the more they control your life, your life is doomed. hahah ok kidding.. girls tend to go over their limit. the more you give in, the more she wants, and when she expect more and when the guy is not able to deliver or to understand her, COLD WAR!
most of the time, when the girl expects 'more' , they actually dont know what they want. true story!
story: girl already know the guy will not be available for the whole afternoon, got class, got presentation. really important.
girl : * wait wait wait wait * i thought presentation finish d why not home yet.
boy: *still presenting *
girl : ughhhhh! he lie to me is it? he dont want me d is ittttt?!
boy : *just finish presentation and text her * hey baby, im donee
girl: *replies* i want a break up!! you lied to me!
drama -.-
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ok i lazy to type already.
actually, if you spend more time with us, females, we are really damn awesome creature. hahaha! we may be complicated, but that makes us special. if not we'll be god damn boring, kan kankan?! (:
see laaa! i type so much, i forgotten whats the point of this post already. i think i've missed it. i think the content there is enough to show girls out there, its like a mirror you know. what you read, is how you treat the guys. so kesian them. they are only human. be nice to them, they're cute at times. not always.
and, why does guys always have to make the first move? girls can too. we prefer not, but doesnt mean we cant!
kthxbye.
ps: DONT LAUGH AT MY ENGLISH OKKKK
pSsss: im not being a hypocrite here. its my own true story that i over exaggerate it saja. (:
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